Monday, July 21, 2014

Jack Churchill; More badass than you.

So what is so badass about this average looking tea drinking, queen saluting Englishman?
Well... let's start with him fighting in WWII but not like those pussies who solely relied on their M-1, and Thompson's.  Look at this picture; Jack is leading in the front.  What the hell is that in his hand?
If you guessed "a Scottish fucking Broadsword" you'd be correct. His motto was "Any officer who goes into battle without his sword is improperly dressed." Churchill was an old-school military man if you haven't guessed by now, dummy.  He's also credited with the last recorded kill by use of bow and arrow in a French village in 1940.  As a German regiment marched towards the village, Churchill and his men were in a tower; He's recorded as saying, "I will shoot that first German with an arrow." He shot that German with an arrow.  Imagine fighting under this guy. Picture this, you're in a foxhole getting shot at and out of nowhere some crazy fuck is marching towards the enemy playing his bagpipes. Ya, that happened, and that bagpipe playing bullet-proof wizard was Jack Churchill.

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